Elias is 22 years old.

He graduated from New York University's Gallatin School of Individualized Study in 2019. His concentration is in Postcolonial Critique, Visual Culture, and Regimes of Representation.


He is originally from Tijuana, Mexico. Fluent in English, Spanish, and Proto-Esperanto. 

He's gluten-free every other week.

Successfully dodged the draft on account of being unborn.

In his sleep, he talks about the 2008 housing bubble and recites furniture names from the IKEA catalog.

His shoes all face towards the north to keep the demons away. 

He lines his bed with salt.

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